As you may have noticed the themes if fooked.
This is because I am coding as we speak.
David Cameron & Nick Clegg Joke
With our view of the world shaped now by 24-hour news which, in the case of the 2010 General Election, has been the Westminster edition of Hello Magazine full of tittle-tattle and gossip rather than meaty substance, now we have a coalition government in the UK and things have been fleshed out somewhat, I actually have the same feeling I had when Tony Blair walked into Downing Street in 1997. Let me make clear at Uni I was a card-carrying Labour member, nut not in 1997. However, I voted for Labour as I felt the country needed a change; sorry everyone it was all my fault. Anyway, after the last five years I’ve had, I am definately not a Labour supporter now and voted for change again. Will it be my fault again?
Now… Sky’s reporter; Five News is Sky News really; asked a question designed? to slightly embarrass David Cameron, nothing wrong with that, but Cameron did turn it round beautifully into a funny moment whilst making a good point at the end. The interesting thing was that both Clegg and Cameron have different personalities to the ones they had before the May 6th Poll. They are both giddy and excited more than is comfortable for men of their age, but I actually believe what they say and the clup above shows either steely determination to do something good for the country or they’re good at spin.
Beneath the banter is substance: look at the treasury, for example. The top two jobs have gone to a Tory and a LibDem, thus sharing the glory or blame. The fact it’s a formal coalition rather than a lose gathering of MPs in the hope of grabbing a lobby majority means this might just work. Both parties have agreed a path beforehand rather than the Tories forcing through their policies and hoping they can convince other parties. It looks like Cameron and Clegg have attempted to get the founations right before forming a government and that bodes well for us all.
As my neighbour’s eight year old son said, if the Marquee and Federation can make it work on Voyager, there’s hope for us all under this new government. Erm, quite.
I have too many domains….I used to do a blog of stuff on rantman.co.uk and I forgot all about it.
No, I don’t know why either.
Anyways, the Rantman domain is up for renewal and to be honest I’ve better things to spend £3.77 on, so I’ve moved the site lock stock to rozzier.com.
I am currently working on a new theme, so bear with me…
So there.
Worrying news for all advocates of freedom of speech and privacy: as of 6th April 2009 internet serbice providers (ISP’s) will stor all details of your emails, website visits and net phone calls.
This is in respones to an EU Directive that was instigated in the wake of the London bombings in 2006. Many ISP’s and teleocoms companies across Europe have resisted the proposals, whilst some countries are actually contesting the directive.
The Executive Director of the Open Rights Group, Jim Killock stated that it was a “crazy directive” with frightening and dangerous repercussions for all net users within the EU.
The direcive states that all ISPs within the EU have to store the records for a year from now on; a similar framework is already in place for telephone records.
Whislt the data stored doesn’t include content, it includes details of the connections between individuals which is accesible to authorities with a warrant.
The Home Office in the UK stated that the measures had “effective safeguards” in place to ensure fair play, but ISPs have warned that the additional costs of storing such information will invariably be passed onto the consumer.
The job market has picked up and there are rich pickings to be had! I’ve been offered Head of IT and IT Director interviews and I really want to sort out my preparation approach and interview technique.
I naturally gab and I’ve been told I like the sound of my own voice before now, and it’s true. I suspect in interviews this gets the better of me so I am determined to improve how I prepare for an interview and how I come across: the STAR method rules! (Situation Task Actions Results)
I intend to enhance the way I prepare for an interview but still include
I’m also going to prepare and practice out loud, answering standard questions such as
I am going to practice saying other things out loud so that I learn to not over-speak in interview…I shall learn to listen to questions and answer them not waffle on!
I know I’m a pretentious twit, but hey…needs must..and if I want to improve my chances in interview, I need to practice!
I took a pile of books to my local Oxfam bookshop recently and, in a fit of counter-productivenesss, for every 10 books I donated I bought a couple of replacements.
Amongst the books I bought were some Penguin’s from the 1940′s/50′s and are true pulp fiction – the literary equivelant of a film noir.
I’d love to be able to write something more creative than a staff appraisal casting the subordinate in a surprisingly positive light, so I thought I’d suggest the old GCE English Literature, wet playtime game we used to play a couple of decades ago, but without such a draconian set of rules or Mr Harrison going on about how things weren’t as good as twonce they were..
Anyhow, in the style of a bad thriller novel, I thought I’d suggest we all take a few sentences or a paragraph each to see what we turn up..
So I’ll start then you lot take over!
The wind blew in from all directions. He pulled his coat-collar up, took a drag from the cigarette he’d just lit and marched across the court-yard. His faithful spaniel scampering ahead,he disappeared into the night. Things would never be the same again…
Kammy is a reporter on Sky Sports’ Soccer Saturday where he often reports in vision live from football grounds during games. Anchored by Jeff Stelling, Kammy is known for getting over excited during his reports – his catchphrase is “Unbelievable Jeff!”.
Here are some of his best bits!
I only saw this sketch when it was first broadcast in 1990 on the BBC, but it has stuck with me…not sure the impact is the same, but basically…. {{{cue wavey lines}}}}
Ralph McTell is put on trial for selling a guitar book without any fretboard finger markings…and the star witnesses for the prosecution are Mark Knopfler, Lemmy, David Gilmour (of Pink Floyd fame), Mark King and Gary Moore.
Wouldn’t it be great for this to be remade with Dave Grohl, Kelly Jones, etc!!!
As well as blogging myself, I regularly read other blogs that just interested me.
These top three I always read and have done for ever are:
1.0 Random Acts of Reality which is written by a Paramedic based in London
2.0 The Policeman’s Blog which was stated by a UK-based office who later emigrated to work as a Canadian officer
3.0 Iain Dale’s Blog by, erm, Iain Dale who is a political blogger.
Recently I discovered Nee Naw, another paramedic blog, and so far this is my favourite post:
Address: PIZZA WORLD TAKEAWAY, 200 HIGH STREET, NE20 Diagnosis: CALLER STATES HE IS THE KING OF ENGLAND AND WISHES TO GO TO PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL. Special Instructions: CALLER WILL WAIT INSIDE PIZZA SHOP AS HAS ORDERED A PIZZA.
From: LONDON AMBULANCE SERVICE To: METROPOLITAN POLICE SERVICE Message: PLEASE CAN WE HAVE YOUR ASSISTANCE WITH MALE PSYCHIATRIC PATIENT, POSSIBLY VIOLENT, STATING HE IS KING OF ENGLAND AND WISHING TO BE TRANSPORTED TO PSYCH UNIT.
From: MPS To: LAS Message: SORRY, NO POLICE AVAILABLE AT PRESENT. WE ARE ON CHANGEOVER.
From: LAS To: MPS Message: NO WORRIES - APPARENTLY PATIENT HAS ORDERED PIZZA WHILE HE WAITS.
From: MPS To: LAS Message: NO ANCHOVIES FOR US PLEASE.
Twenty minutes later.
From: LAS To: MPS Message: PLEASE CANCEL. PATIENT HAS RUNG BACK STATING PIZZA NOW READY. IS TAKING BUS TO LOCAL HOSPITAL.
From: MPS To: LAS Message: WE ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED. OFFICERS WERE HUNGRY AND LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING KING OF ENGLAND.Source: NEE NAW
Nee Maw May become a regular! 
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I woke up today to find around 6 inches, or 15 cm, of snow in the yard! Wooo…
There seems to be a Plimsol Line when it comes to snow: below it everyone gripes about how we can’t run a rail network, that the councils don’t know how to grit the roads properly and so on. Above it, Dunkirk Spirit and a sense of community arrives.
The main road throught the village (just on the right above), was completely unusable and so rather moan and gripe, people came out of their houses and cleared it all away. The local florist had a delivery of fresh flowers from The Netherlands everyday and the delivery lorry couldn’t make it into the village proper, so everyone mucked in and helped Lee, the florist, by carrying his stock to the shop.
In a nearby farmer’s field, there are hundreds of kids and parents sliding down the hill and building the world’s largets snowballs! Usually there is the distant hum of traffic and industry, but today there is only the noise of children’s laughter!
It is days like this I am really glad I left the big shiney city for rural Northamptonshire.
